Crainey

"My first words were 'WASD'. The doctors said it was a good start for my K/D ratio."

WoW PvE Showcase

Raid Progression
Raid Progression
Hall of Fame: Liberation of Undermine
  • Progress:8/8 M
  • World Rank:#1
  • Realm Rank:#1

(personal private server)

"My guild calls me 'The Janitor' because I clean up all the bosses."

Parse Excellence
Parse Excellence
Liberation of Undermine - Retribution Paladin
  • Best Parse %:100
  • Median Parse %:99.99%
  • DPS:Over 9000

(personal private server)

"My DPS is so high, the combat log asks for an autograph."

TWW Season 1 Mythic Dungeon Hero
TWW Season 1 Mythic Dungeon Hero
The War Within - Season 1
  • Rating:4269
  • Highest Key:+777

(personal private server)

"I finish Mythic+ keys so fast, the timer sends me a thank you card."

WoW PvP Domination

Arena Master
3v3 Arena - Gladiator
  • Current Rating:2850
  • Peak Rating:2910
  • Win Rate:68%

"My arena opponents' favorite spell? Corpse run."

RBG High Warlord
Rated Battlegrounds
  • Current Rating:2450
  • Games Played:350

"They say 'It's just a game.' I say 'It's my flag now, son.'"

Tournament Champion
Realm PvP Championship Fall 2023
  • Placement:1st
  • Team Name:Epic Gamers

"My trophy shelf is starting to look like a dragon's hoard."

League of Legends Triumphs

Ranked Conqueror
Solo Queue - Challenger Tier
  • Current LP:850
  • Region Rank:#42
  • Win Rate:62%

"I hit Challenger so often, Riot sends me a fruit basket every season."

Champion Virtuoso
Yasuo - Mastery Level 7
  • Mastery Points:1.25M
  • Best KDA:22/3/15

"Yasuo Mastery 7? My windwall has its own fan club."

Clash Tournament Victor
Tier 1 Clash - June 2024
  • Placement:1st
  • Team:FeedNoMore

"We didn't just win Clash, we made the enemy team question their life choices."

Speedrun Supremacy

World Record Holder
Super Mario 64 - 16 Star
  • Time:14:58.23
  • Date Achieved:2024-01-20
  • Platform:N64

"I beat games so fast, the credits roll in cursive."

Personal Best Annihilator
Celeste - Any%
  • Current PB:28:15
  • Previous PB:29:02

"My old PBs look at my new PBs with a mix of fear and admiration."

Multi-Category Master
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • Any% Time:17:03
  • 100% Time:3:45:12

"I have more speedrun categories than I have clean socks."

CS: Source Conquests

CS Surf God
Counter-Strike: Source - Legendary Surf Server Skill
  • Best Surf Time:00:42.69
  • Favorite Map:surf_utopia_v3
  • Server Records:5

"Gravity is just a suggestion when you're a Surf God."

Warcraft Source Prestige Legend
Warcraft: Source Mod - Max Prestige & Dominance
  • Prestige Level:10 (Max)
  • Races Mastered:All
  • Server Rank:#1

"I've grinded more levels in mods than you've had hot dinners."

Map Dominator
Mastery of Classic CS: Source Maps
  • Favorite Map:de_dust2
  • Nade Spots Known:All of them

"If de_dust2 was a person, I'd be its emergency contact."

Elden Ring Epics

Elden Lord
Achieved the Elden Lord ending, restoring order to the Lands Between.
  • Playthroughs:3+
  • Main Bosses Defeated:All
  • Time to Achieve:150+ Hours

"The Lands Between are safe. Mostly. Don't touch my runes."

Shadow of the Erdtree Vanquisher
Conquered the myriad threats within the Land of Shadow.
  • DLC Completion:100%
  • New Major Bosses Slain:All
  • Secrets Uncovered:Countless

"The Land of Shadow? More like the Land of 'Oops, I won again'."

Nightreign - The Coming Age
The stars align for a new epoch. Prepare for what's next.
  • Status:Prophesied
  • ETA:Coming Soon...

"Pretty sure this 'Nightreign' thing is just my fan club growing."