Crainey
"My first words were 'WASD'. The doctors said it was a good start for my K/D ratio."
WoW PvE Showcase

- Progress:8/8 M
- World Rank:#1
- Realm Rank:#1
(personal private server)
"My guild calls me 'The Janitor' because I clean up all the bosses."

- Best Parse %:100
- Median Parse %:99.99%
- DPS:Over 9000
(personal private server)
"My DPS is so high, the combat log asks for an autograph."

- Rating:4269
- Highest Key:+777
(personal private server)
"I finish Mythic+ keys so fast, the timer sends me a thank you card."
WoW PvP Domination
- Current Rating:2850
- Peak Rating:2910
- Win Rate:68%
"My arena opponents' favorite spell? Corpse run."
- Current Rating:2450
- Games Played:350
"They say 'It's just a game.' I say 'It's my flag now, son.'"
- Placement:1st
- Team Name:Epic Gamers
"My trophy shelf is starting to look like a dragon's hoard."
League of Legends Triumphs
- Current LP:850
- Region Rank:#42
- Win Rate:62%
"I hit Challenger so often, Riot sends me a fruit basket every season."
- Mastery Points:1.25M
- Best KDA:22/3/15
"Yasuo Mastery 7? My windwall has its own fan club."
- Placement:1st
- Team:FeedNoMore
"We didn't just win Clash, we made the enemy team question their life choices."
Speedrun Supremacy
- Time:14:58.23
- Date Achieved:2024-01-20
- Platform:N64
"I beat games so fast, the credits roll in cursive."
- Current PB:28:15
- Previous PB:29:02
"My old PBs look at my new PBs with a mix of fear and admiration."
- Any% Time:17:03
- 100% Time:3:45:12
"I have more speedrun categories than I have clean socks."
CS: Source Conquests
- Best Surf Time:00:42.69
- Favorite Map:surf_utopia_v3
- Server Records:5
"Gravity is just a suggestion when you're a Surf God."
- Prestige Level:10 (Max)
- Races Mastered:All
- Server Rank:#1
"I've grinded more levels in mods than you've had hot dinners."
- Favorite Map:de_dust2
- Nade Spots Known:All of them
"If de_dust2 was a person, I'd be its emergency contact."
Elden Ring Epics
- Playthroughs:3+
- Main Bosses Defeated:All
- Time to Achieve:150+ Hours
"The Lands Between are safe. Mostly. Don't touch my runes."
- DLC Completion:100%
- New Major Bosses Slain:All
- Secrets Uncovered:Countless
"The Land of Shadow? More like the Land of 'Oops, I won again'."
- Status:Prophesied
- ETA:Coming Soon...
"Pretty sure this 'Nightreign' thing is just my fan club growing."